Famous quotes
A woman gives to us the qears that we made their best.
- Charles Baudelaire
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world
The unreasonable man tries to adapt the world to himself
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- F. P. Jones
Who will ever know ?
- Richard Nixon
Peter Snow: "In a sense, Deng Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?"
Expert: "Yes."
- TV Channel 4 News
"It's like learning to play golf. Just when you think you've cracked it, they move the goal posts."
- Adrian Love, Southern Counties Radio
Grand National winning jockey Mick Fitzgerald: "Sex is an anti-climax after that!"
Desmond Lynam: "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everyone saw that."
- BBC
"We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while actually
producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization."
- Petronius Arbiter 210 B.C.
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Last Updated: Thursday, August 27, 1998