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And boy.... If there ever was a page that needed freedom of speech this is IT !

Let's face it. You're here for some of this:

Read some of the Jokes I've collected on the net. (I'll add more as I see them)

View my gallery.

Visit my Hacking/Cracking section, including links to a few select H/P/V/A/C sites & files I find usefull on occation.

Here are some of the programmes I made back when I had the time.

RPG and strategy freaks, like myself, might in the past have wanted to visit (and download demos from) the SSI Homepage. Unfortunately they're gone now. You can still catch some of their abandon-ware games at Classic Trash. I'll try to put up a few files myself eventually.

Fellow Shadowrunners should have linked to FASA Corporation in the old days, but they're gone too (*sigh* it's a harsh world we live in). You can still catch some shadowrunning at: The shadowrun archives or The US fanPro site. Unfortunately Shadowrun isn't a much played game everywhere any longer.

If You just like games try one of these: Blizzard Entertainment, the dudes that made DIABLO. Microprose, with CIV III among others, or Lucas Arts who I think You already know. You should also check out Electronic Arts.

You can play interactive games on the net at riddler's place. Uproar. Or If You Like "Backgammon", try Steve A. Baker's Webgammon Server. Also a few other online games there.

If You're into speed, try visiting Adaptec's Homepage. Or This page. If You think real surfing involves water, You should try Hawaii.

Also Check out Toms Hardware, and
If, like me, You like to do stuff for yourself, rather than having to pay for someone else to do a lousy job, try taking a look at Natual Handyman. Just who the f**k is this guy ?
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Comming soon, at this page: My cookbook for gastronomical illiterates.


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I've had about 60.000 visitors during November 2000,
Currently I have about 2000 hits each day
I appreaciate that, and will try to give You more of everything You like.


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Page last updated on April 2nd 2003.
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